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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The answer ...

Toilet

"Whenever folks who have lived or traveled in Germany/Holland gather for a beer, sooner or later one subject is sure to rear its ugly head: what is the deal with those toilets?"

German/dutch toilets are quite extraordinary. Other European toilets - well, the ones that aren't merely holes in the floor - work much like their North American cousins. They are shaped a little differently, but the basic principle is the same: the excrement either lands directly in the water or it slides down a steep slope into the water, before being flushed away. Simple, effective and clean. Not so the German toilet. The excrement lands on a bone-dry horizontal shelf, mere inches beneath one's posterior. Repeated flushings are required to slide the ordure off the shelf into a small water-filled hole, from which it hopefully disappears. See the pic?

I do not understand the purpose of this toilet. It does not save water - you must flush it eight or ten times to remove every last scrape and smear. It is not hygienic - the smell is ungodly. The only conceivable explanation is that Germans love to inspect their stool, so the German toilet of necessity features a built-in stool inspection shelf. I wouldn't be surprised if the more expensive models include a digital scale: "Mein Gott, zwei kilogram!" exclaims Günter, joyful and relieved.

Further research has revealed that the German toilet is in fact designed to facilitate stool examination. This is a wise, healthy practice, argue Germans, a person's best defence against intestinal disease, water-borne parasites or worm-riddled, undercooked pork sausage. While this made perfectly good sense around 1900, thanks to improvements in public health the whole shelf business should have become obsolete shortly after World War II.

To read more go to http://www.leftfield.org/~scott/misc/toilet.htm
Too funny ...


6 Comments:

Anonymous Joost said...

Wow, as a Dutch guy I had no idea this is a common topic in the pub.
Have you considered that the shelf is actually also very useful to prevent that everything you drop in the toilet will splash back to you?
And thinking about it, that might actually decrease the amount of necessary toiletpaper, which is good for the environment ;) Although the saved toiletpaper can also be put on the shelf, to make sure everything will flush at your first attempt.
And if that doesn't work, don't forget the good old toilet borstel

11:21 AM

 
Blogger ludek said...

Joost, I guess it's some kind of north-american perversion. They enjoy the water splashing their butt. Wierd people ;-).

1:57 PM

 
Blogger Rafa said...

My dear Oriana, it's not only in Germany where they have these type of toilets, they are also very common in Russia and some other former Comunist countries (at least where I have seen them).
In my experience I must say that you need some time to get used to them, but they seem to work quite nicely and require less water to be cleaned if you only pee, so as everything it has it's pros and cons.
Now if you want to see some scary toilets go to: http://www.cromwell-intl.com/toilet and if you want to see some high-tech ones go to http://www.theworldisnotflat.com/dispatch/2006/05/24/in-japan-the-toilets-are-different
Don't you think that one with a microwave will be a nice thing to have?

2:20 PM

 
Blogger Ethel said...

ewww

hahaha

in the link rafael suggest, there is also a list of how to say "where is the badroom" in many languages...
very usefull for nomads =)

6:08 PM

 
Blogger Drake said...

hah this is amazing, i was just having this conversation 2 days ago...

6:21 PM

 
Blogger Dorys said...

Absolutely disgusting Oriana, and I was having lunch when I read it :-(

2:14 PM

 

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